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cosmicaces

if you're a teenager you have chronic dumbass disease


#Yep

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coffee

Tbh a pet peeve of mine is when people confuse caramel and dulce de leche??

So lemme tell yall what the difference is, besides dulce de leche being more delish;

Caramel is made from cooking sugar and dulce de leche is made from cooking (condensed) milk!


pansexual

Say it louder for the people in the back!


#honestly it annoys me a little too. They’re not the same

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katiebirdie


all of us KalamacryptidsTM upon realizing we live nearby/in kalamazoo


#Heckin yesss

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disasterbisexual

Kalamazoo isn't real


fender

ur absolutely right i go there every Tuesday and Thursday and all that happens is i disappear for a few hours then wake up at home


katiebirdie

i lived in kalamazoo for a good chunk of my childhood

does that make me a cryptid?


disasterbisexual

Wait, that's a good question, but I don't know


fender

i live like 30 min. from kalamazoo am i a cryptid by proxy?


katiebirdie

ya know what? as a person from kalamazoo i am officially declaring that every one who has lived there/around there is a genuine CryptidTM

Congrats, you're all cryptids now!


pansexual

Said this in another post but I live 25min from KZOO woah, this is a weird coincidence.


katiebirdie

i think im the fathest out while still being around the area (about an hour drive) but i lived there all through elementary (compared to the four other places we've lived, thats the longest we've stayed in one place) so i still consider it my original home


katiebirdie

#Gonna be honest i just now googled to see if its a real place

 

yeah, most people dont believe its a real place first time they read/hear it. real as real could be though! im honestly surprised there are even three people from kalamazoo on waterfall at once, though, seeing as waterfall's still really small and kalamazoo's just one county/city


pansexual

Honestly yeah, the chances of being in the state are already minimal so being in the same area is just insane.


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pansexual

Kalamazoo theory. 

All waterfall cryptids from kzoo have met each other before. 


fender

I have classes at Western every Tuesday and Thursday so I’m there on the reg 👌


pansexual

Oh dam I go to the community college so close!


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disasterbisexual

Kalamazoo isn't real


fender

ur absolutely right i go there every Tuesday and Thursday and all that happens is i disappear for a few hours then wake up at home


katiebirdie

i lived in kalamazoo for a good chunk of my childhood

does that make me a cryptid?


disasterbisexual

Wait, that's a good question, but I don't know


fender

i live like 30 min. from kalamazoo am i a cryptid by proxy?


katiebirdie

ya know what? as a person from kalamazoo i am officially declaring that every one who has lived there/around there is a genuine CryptidTM

Congrats, you're all cryptids now!


pansexual

Said this in another post but I live 25min from KZOO woah, this is a weird coincidence.


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fender

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE NEAR A KALAMAZOO GOSH


chaosgay

i think waterfall specifically kirby slurped in users from/near kalamazoo to create The Grand Order Of Kalamacryptids


fender

Kalamazoo is the secret birthplace of all cryptids


pansexual

Holy f*** I live like 25min away from Kalamzoo MI


#In my mind everyone here is from Europe we is so clooooose also is it bad to say where I live? I guess you really can’t tell where exactly I am whateves

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pansexual
5 days ago

Hello friends a question if you will.

Are any of you a fan of CdawgVA?

I just purchased Under One Roof With The Beast (Yaoi Manga) on Book Walker so I can get his reading and I just listened to that audio and wow I’m OOZING HAPPINESS.


#Much gay #Conor is such a good voice actor #I support

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evilbog

Man people who advocate for eating the crust of the pizza need to get a rain check

Like if you think im going to eat the sock of the pizza then bud youve got another thing coming


pansexual

But the pizza handle is purposely edible for this exact reason!


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princeofdoom

Tonight in science:

Are you on team sponge? or team comb jelly?


princeofdoom

ARE YOU TEAM SPONGE?

OR TEAM COMB JELLY?


pansexual

Team Comb Jelly...?


princeofdoom

Your answer has been recorded


pansexual

Oh no...


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pansexual
2 weeks ago

I like them BIG

I like them CHUNKY


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disasterbisexual

When people refer to themselves in the third person I get the impression they're something possessing their body who is just pretending to be them


pansexual

She knows too much.


#Mizuki loads gun.

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lime

i have a test on sunday about humans, anyone here a human?


disasterbisexual

I used to be, what do you need to know?


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princeofdoom

Tonight in science:

Are you on team sponge? or team comb jelly?


princeofdoom

ARE YOU TEAM SPONGE?

OR TEAM COMB JELLY?


pansexual

Team Comb Jelly...?


#what is happening right now #what have I agreed to

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pansexual
2 weeks ago


*straight voice*

Lol that’s so gay ha....


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thelldev
An Anonymous user asked:

9 hours? In America some people work 12 hour shifts, my stepdad does every day and it's rare for him to get a day off.

Fucking hell what

Are you guys OK over there

 


katiebirdie

no.


thelldev

brb sending the queen to retake teh colonies and save you all



#Thank you

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kidd

in the tags, what does your blog title mean?


#kitchenware fetish

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pansexual
2 weeks ago
Pokémon- All Trailers (1996-2019)

Every single one is overly dramatic and still I am filled with utter joy.


#youtube recommendation and wow they know me so well

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fearlesseffusivefullofgrace

dirt scattered all over my bare legs, bed, and floor because i am potting cacti and aloe seeds in the middle of the night 🌵


pansexual

May your children grow big and strong


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pansexual
2 weeks ago


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