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pansexual reblogged corky
2 months ago
Saturday 25th May 2019 14:56:12
corky 25th May 2019 02:00:41 PM - 2 months ago

pansexual reblogged timeskip
2 months ago
Saturday 25th May 2019 02:50:52
coffeedad 22nd May 2019 05:25:45 AM - 2 months ago

hey all i can think about right now are golden brushtail possums 


pansexual 25th May 2019 02:50:52 AM - 2 months ago

Wow a possum that doesn’t look like it’s possessed!


pansexual
2 months ago
Saturday 25th May 2019 02:46:13
coffee asked:

chungus pogger and lamp owo

chungus - what's your favorite food

You can never go wrong with a stew!!! Of any chicken, meatball, beef, etc. They’re delicious and have all the things you need!

poggers - most recent awesome thing you did

Hmmm, I dunno life’s been pretty mundane. But my budgies are eating seed out of my hand and honestly it’s been the highlight of my day :,D

lamp - what's a project that you were working on at some point (be it when you were 5 years old or 50) that will never see the light of day

When I was 12 I wrote a Invader Zim romance fan fiction. It was Zim x Tak, had 40+ chapters, somewhat lewd and surprisingly did pretty well on Wattpad. I eventually deleted the account but I still have a printed off copy of the fan fiction hidden away. I ain’t never seeing the light of day. 


pansexual reblogged novodemons
2 months ago
Saturday 25th May 2019 02:29:51
jesrosewater 24th May 2019 10:07:32 PM - 2 months ago

there are only 4 genders: moss, dark moss, light theme, and hellsite traditional


pansexual reblogged novodemons
2 months ago
Saturday 25th May 2019 02:28:42
baldisbasics 24th May 2019 07:54:51 PM - 2 months ago

every new follower is a new friend


pansexual reblogged coffee
2 months ago
Friday 24th May 2019 03:00:46
coffee 24th May 2019 02:56:53 AM - 2 months ago

im uh... im pretty sure i just witnessed a fatal car accident

god witnessed isnt the right word i just heard a bang and there was a body and i tried not to look at any of it while i called 911

fuck im just.. shaking


pansexual 24th May 2019 03:00:46 AM - 2 months ago

Dude are you okay????? What’s happening???


pansexual reblogged greatkingrat
2 months ago
Friday 24th May 2019 02:59:32
greatkingrat asked:

I'm really curious as to how you "accidentaly" get 18 rats. Like. That's a lot of rats to acquire unintentionally.

coffee 24th May 2019 02:03:30 AM - 2 months ago

LMAO i originally had 3 young rats, two girls and a boy. we were gonna take him to the vet to get neutered but the earliest appointment we could get was the next week so we decided (since rats are social) that supervised interaction was ok.

long story short boy was a fucking one pump chump and got one girl pregnant

and thats how i accidently got 18 rats


greatkingrat 24th May 2019 02:13:58 AM - 2 months ago

I love everything about this. You are indeed a blessed individual.


pansexual 24th May 2019 02:59:32 AM - 2 months ago

one pump chump rat


pansexual reblogged katiebirdie
2 months ago
Friday 24th May 2019 02:51:45
katiebirdie 24th May 2019 02:40:04 AM - 2 months ago

FUCK YEAH IM OFFICIALLY A GRADUATE


pansexual 24th May 2019 02:51:45 AM - 2 months ago

YEAAAAAAH BOIII

CONGRATS!!!


pansexual
2 months ago
Friday 24th May 2019 02:49:54
timeskip asked:

thanos and sminson! :0

Thanos - 3 things that annoy me

  • When people go into supermarkets through the wrong door. I will run you down with my shopping cart. 
  • When babies cry.
  • When people try to talk to me through bathroom stalls. 

Sminson - Fun Childhood story 

When I was smol I really loved December! The house would be warm and our living room would be full on Hallmark levels of decorated. It was genuinely the most magical time of the year!

I’d sit on the floor next to the couch where my mom sewed together little fabric Christmas dolls and new Christmas tree skirts. We’d talk and I’d help her with the sequins and bells! I loved getting to spend time with her and do everything in my power to make her laugh! She has the most beautiful laugh.   

Many years later I found out she was actually going through a depression during those years. Making the decorations helped her cope with it, but I’m happy to say she does not make anymore Christmas decorations! She doesn’t need to anymore! 

Now every December we spend it baking to keep the house warm!


pansexual reblogged mush
2 months ago
Friday 24th May 2019 00:48:48
jesrosewater 23rd May 2019 09:16:02 PM - 2 months ago

where's that post everyone keeps repouring about the rare word asks or whatever. fuck it i can't find it. ask me shit like this:

chungus - what's your favorite food

murdoc - what's something you've done that should've been a crime but wasn't

unicorn - something you liked as a kid that you want to rediscover the love for

sminson - fun childhood story

poggers - most recent awesome thing you did

meechee - most memorable thing that happened last year

lamp - what's a project that you were working on at some point (be it when you were 5 years old or 50) that will never see the light of day

undertale - are you religious, if so explain as much as you're comfortable explaining

tomato - asker lists a movie, answerer says their opinion on that movie

thanos - three things that just irritate you

miku - what's your social security number


pansexual
2 months ago
Friday 24th May 2019 00:30:00

I keep eating food, but I become hungry again after I’m done.


pansexual reblogged teldryn
2 months ago
Friday 24th May 2019 00:25:31
cosmicaces 23rd May 2019 07:30:00 PM - 2 months ago

what do you mean the cracking of my vertebrae isn't sexy :/


pansexual reblogged katiebirdie
2 months ago
Friday 24th May 2019 00:23:25
chahutmaenad 11th May 2019 05:02:48 AM - 2 months ago
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pansexual 24th May 2019 12:23:25 AM - 2 months ago

I wanna eat it


pansexual reblogged spiritomischief
2 months ago
Friday 24th May 2019 00:22:26
foxrockit 23rd May 2019 05:28:50 PM - 2 months ago

i have decided music peaked in the 2000s with muse, the killers, mgmt, and franz ferdinand


plum 23rd May 2019 06:27:14 PM - 2 months ago

music actually peaked on august 16 2005 with everytime we touch by cascada


foxrockit 23rd May 2019 06:40:21 PM - 2 months ago

you know what ? valid


pansexual reblogged gloatbee
2 months ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 18:06:17
nightinga1e 23rd May 2019 02:20:58 PM - 2 months ago

the only thing i like about old tumblr is the term "night blogging"

can we bring that back


sparky 23rd May 2019 03:16:35 PM - 2 months ago

yes i approve!!

spoiler alert im always nightblogging even if its day


pansexual 23rd May 2019 06:06:17 PM - 2 months ago

Since it’s waterfall would we call it Night Swimming? 


pansexual reblogged oddlyzero
2 months ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 15:25:17
oddlyzero 23rd May 2019 03:07:40 PM - 2 months ago

pansexual reblogged novodemons
2 months ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 13:06:26
oddlyzero 20th May 2019 05:16:33 PM - 2 months ago

pansexual reblogged emydoidea
2 months ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 04:25:42
emydoidea 23rd May 2019 04:24:04 AM - 2 months ago

Rational brain: These are too expensive for a pair of shoes that will wear out. Besides, Nike is a terrible company and you don’t want to support their business practices.

Gay brain: hnnggf need gay shoe


pansexual
2 months ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 04:03:31

What was your “shit I’m not straight” moment?

Mine was when I was 13, first time in the girls locker room and I couldn’t stop staring at my best friend.


pansexual reblogged corky
2 months ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 04:01:01
corky 23rd May 2019 03:58:42 AM - 2 months ago

i eat spiders and respect women


pansexual 23rd May 2019 04:01:01 AM - 2 months ago

I eat women and respect spiders


pansexual reblogged evilbog
2 months ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 03:56:38
moon 23rd May 2019 03:18:28 AM - 2 months ago

Me, having sex: stops suddenly

my gf: babe what’s wrong?

Me: oh sorry, thinking about my favorite cartoon character fat Albert :) 


evilbog 23rd May 2019 03:53:33 AM - 2 months ago

My safeword is "hey hey hey!"


pansexual
2 months ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 03:48:10

On a totally different note. 

*clears throat*

Awwoooooooooooooooooo


pansexual reblogged disasterbisexual
2 months ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 03:46:03
coffeedad 21st May 2019 04:03:43 AM - 2 months ago

pansexual reblogged timeskip
2 months ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 03:44:09
pansexual 23rd May 2019 02:49:19 AM - 2 months ago

Stop 👏🏻 treating 👏🏻 werewolves 👏🏻 as 👏🏻 second 👏🏻 class 👏🏻 citizens 👏🏻 


timeskip 23rd May 2019 03:16:26 AM - 2 months ago

Okay, as a vampire, this is bullshit. Werewolves are treated better than the majority of non-human creatures and they don't deserve special treatment for being human some of the time 🙄 


pansexual 23rd May 2019 03:44:09 AM - 2 months ago

While it is true us werewolves are treated better than others because of our more human form it is still unjust  my community is treated so poorly due to not being “actually human”. 

It’s despicable that any of us have less rights than the human and must suffer it!

We should riot!


pansexual reblogged spiritomischief
2 months ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 03:33:56
emydoidea 23rd May 2019 02:49:02 AM - 2 months ago

new food discourse: raw tomatoes. do you like them or hate them? or only eat them on sandwiches or in salads?

personally I am a big tomato lover. I’m That Bitch™ who will eat a whole tomato like an apple. and I’m writing this post because I’m currently eating a container of cherry tomatoes I got at Aldi.


vulvasaur 23rd May 2019 03:12:36 AM - 2 months ago

Well I guess I must be That Bitch #2™ cause i support every tomato loving thing you've said


pansexual 23rd May 2019 03:33:56 AM - 2 months ago

We support tomatoes here, they’re amazing and they make up 80% of my diet.


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