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pansexual reblogged gloatbee
2 hours ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 18:06:17
nightinga1e 23rd May 2019 02:20:58 PM - 6 hours ago

the only thing i like about old tumblr is the term "night blogging"

can we bring that back


sparky 23rd May 2019 03:16:35 PM - 5 hours ago

yes i approve!!

spoiler alert im always nightblogging even if its day


pansexual 23rd May 2019 06:06:17 PM - 2 hours ago

Since it’s waterfall would we call it Night Swimming? 


pansexual reblogged oddlyzero
4 hours ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 15:25:17
oddlyzero 23rd May 2019 03:07:40 PM - 5 hours ago

pansexual reblogged novodemons
7 hours ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 13:06:26
oddlyzero 20th May 2019 05:16:33 PM - 3 days ago

pansexual reblogged emydoidea
15 hours ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 04:25:42
emydoidea 23rd May 2019 04:24:04 AM - 15 hours ago

Rational brain: These are too expensive for a pair of shoes that will wear out. Besides, Nike is a terrible company and you don’t want to support their business practices.

Gay brain: hnnggf need gay shoe


pansexual
16 hours ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 04:03:31

What was your “shit I’m not straight” moment?

Mine was when I was 13, first time in the girls locker room and I couldn’t stop staring at my best friend.


pansexual reblogged corky
16 hours ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 04:01:01
corky 23rd May 2019 03:58:42 AM - 16 hours ago

i eat spiders and respect women


pansexual 23rd May 2019 04:01:01 AM - 16 hours ago

I eat women and respect spiders


pansexual reblogged evilbog
16 hours ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 03:56:38
moon 23rd May 2019 03:18:28 AM - 17 hours ago

Me, having sex: stops suddenly

my gf: babe what’s wrong?

Me: oh sorry, thinking about my favorite cartoon character fat Albert :) 


evilbog 23rd May 2019 03:53:33 AM - 16 hours ago

My safeword is "hey hey hey!"


pansexual
16 hours ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 03:48:10

On a totally different note. 

*clears throat*

Awwoooooooooooooooooo


pansexual reblogged disasterbisexual
16 hours ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 03:46:03
coffeedad 21st May 2019 04:03:43 AM - 3 days ago

pansexual reblogged timeskip
16 hours ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 03:44:09
pansexual 23rd May 2019 02:49:19 AM - 17 hours ago

Stop 👏🏻 treating 👏🏻 werewolves 👏🏻 as 👏🏻 second 👏🏻 class 👏🏻 citizens 👏🏻 


timeskip 23rd May 2019 03:16:26 AM - 17 hours ago

Okay, as a vampire, this is bullshit. Werewolves are treated better than the majority of non-human creatures and they don't deserve special treatment for being human some of the time 🙄 


pansexual 23rd May 2019 03:44:09 AM - 16 hours ago

While it is true us werewolves are treated better than others because of our more human form it is still unjust  my community is treated so poorly due to not being “actually human”. 

It’s despicable that any of us have less rights than the human and must suffer it!

We should riot!


pansexual reblogged spiritomischief
16 hours ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 03:33:56
emydoidea 23rd May 2019 02:49:02 AM - 17 hours ago

new food discourse: raw tomatoes. do you like them or hate them? or only eat them on sandwiches or in salads?

personally I am a big tomato lover. I’m That Bitch™ who will eat a whole tomato like an apple. and I’m writing this post because I’m currently eating a container of cherry tomatoes I got at Aldi.


vulvasaur 23rd May 2019 03:12:36 AM - 17 hours ago

Well I guess I must be That Bitch #2™ cause i support every tomato loving thing you've said


pansexual 23rd May 2019 03:33:56 AM - 16 hours ago

We support tomatoes here, they’re amazing and they make up 80% of my diet.


pansexual reblogged pansexual
17 hours ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 02:57:09
pansexual 21st February 2019 12:15:23 AM - 3 months ago

If there is one thing I love to do after an intense work out 

It’s suckling at that gator teet 


pansexual
17 hours ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 02:49:19

Stop 👏🏻 treating 👏🏻 werewolves 👏🏻 as 👏🏻 second 👏🏻 class 👏🏻 citizens 👏🏻 


pansexual reblogged chlorophyll
17 hours ago
Thursday 23rd May 2019 02:45:58
sparky 23rd May 2019 12:56:10 AM - 19 hours ago

i have two settings: tired and stupid


pansexual reblogged resonant-steamed-alchemy
21 hours ago
Wednesday 22nd May 2019 22:45:40
personalzombie 22nd May 2019 06:03:42 AM - 2 days ago

I have a bit of discourse for y'all:

mint chocolate


pansexual 22nd May 2019 09:38:56 PM - 22 hours ago

Spicey Cold Chocolate


resonant-steamed-alchemy 22nd May 2019 09:54:03 PM - 22 hours ago

A good way to counter sensory overload for some folks.

Can only be effective if consumed in moderation, though.


pansexual reblogged gloatbee
21 hours ago
Wednesday 22nd May 2019 22:44:03
moon 19th December 2018 06:45:55 AM - 5 months ago

pansexual reblogged gloatbee
22 hours ago
Wednesday 22nd May 2019 21:38:56
personalzombie 22nd May 2019 06:03:42 AM - 2 days ago

I have a bit of discourse for y'all:

mint chocolate


pansexual 22nd May 2019 09:38:56 PM - 22 hours ago

Spicey Cold Chocolate


pansexual reblogged godofthepans
22 hours ago
Wednesday 22nd May 2019 21:37:04
pansexual asked:

Hello, God, what is your command to the pans?

godofthepans 22nd May 2019 09:35:26 PM - 22 hours ago

Be as gay as possible, my young pan.


pansexual 22nd May 2019 09:37:04 PM - 22 hours ago

Yes my lord.


pansexual
22 hours ago
Wednesday 22nd May 2019 21:35:39

Bisexual/Pansexual Problems

Being told we’re greedy.

Being told we’re secetly straight.

Being told we’re secretly gay.  

Being told to stop setting fires. 

 


pansexual reblogged babushka
22 hours ago
Wednesday 22nd May 2019 21:24:01
babushka 21st May 2019 04:47:44 PM - 2 days ago

wait wha


babushka 21st May 2019 07:17:54 PM - 2 days ago

pstt people let's get it to 128...the programming number


babushka 22nd May 2019 08:51:05 PM - 23 hours ago

Followers: 130

too fast


pansexual reblogged gloatbee
23 hours ago
Wednesday 22nd May 2019 21:22:22
coffee 22nd May 2019 07:26:53 AM - 2 days ago

another hot tale, godzilla os a friend and a boy.....


carrotcube 22nd May 2019 09:03:24 AM - 1 day ago

hmm though Godzilla was a girl. A mom at that! 


coffee 22nd May 2019 09:05:32 AM - 1 day ago

milf


babushka 22nd May 2019 10:46:31 AM - 1 day ago

can you not 


gloatbee 22nd May 2019 09:03:41 PM - 23 hours ago

pls don't do this to Godzilla, she's an honest single mother just fighting for a better future for her child


pansexual 22nd May 2019 09:22:22 PM - 23 hours ago

She could thrash my waters...


pansexual reblogged novodemons
1 day ago
Wednesday 22nd May 2019 15:24:29
shishka 19th May 2019 09:08:27 PM - 4 days ago

what if we addressed the users of this place as waterfy'all


pansexual reblogged lime
1 day ago
Wednesday 22nd May 2019 15:23:44
pansexual 22nd May 2019 03:08:15 PM - 1 day ago

True love is being given the lactose free option without having to ask.


lime 22nd May 2019 03:11:54 PM - 1 day ago

B O I

LACTOSE FREE SHOULD BE THE FUCKING STANDARD SEND TWEET


pansexual 22nd May 2019 03:23:44 PM - 1 day ago

#LacFree2019


pansexual reblogged lime
1 day ago
Wednesday 22nd May 2019 15:21:57
lime 9th March 2019 04:28:22 PM - 2 months ago

every step you take

every move you make

my bones will be hurting me


pansexual 22nd May 2019 03:04:17 PM - 1 day ago

He needs some milk


lime 22nd May 2019 03:12:32 PM - 1 day ago

Im alergic to malk


pansexual 22nd May 2019 03:21:57 PM - 1 day ago

Holy cow...what have I done...


pansexual
1 day ago
Wednesday 22nd May 2019 15:08:15

True love is being given the lactose free option without having to ask.


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